December 2009
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It's Rubber Time
Googlinator says:
which rubber are you referring to
n'dre says:
rubber?
Googlinator says:
"rubber time"
Googlinator says:
which rubber
Googlinator says:
american or british rubber
n'dre says:
LOL
Googlinator says:
because, you know
Definition: Rubber: (American English - condom, British English - tool used to erase pencil markings
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“What’s the name of the feeling you have when you love someone but you hate...”
– @lookitskana
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Don't buy furs, you cruel, sadistic inhumans. →
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Hanging out with your mom is never fun.
Even though everything is free. Believe me.
Because she will drag you from one department store to another, from one shop to another, and confuse you with tacky things she picks and asks you which one is better. But you can’t decide which is better because, like what I’ve said, her taste is tacky.
When you’re hanging out with your mom, sometimes you’re being confused...
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BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: yesterday i watched new moon
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: in between sleeping in and laughing my ass off
Googlinator: did you see all the homo
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: OH GOD
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: HOW CAN A MAN BE BETWEEN OTHER SHIRTLESS MEN LIKE 90% THE TIME
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: AND NOT BE GAY
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Googlinator: new moon dikit lagi jadi film bugil
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: iya
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: 50% bella bengong sok penting
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: ~*~*~you can't hurt each other~*~*~
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: ~*~*~without hurting me~*~*~
Googlinator: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BLACK★ROCKSHOOTER: 50% jacob bugil
Googlinator: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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King Mathias is giving free hugs for 5 to 30 coins...
King Mathias decides to keep down to earth to spread the Christmas-y happiness. He takes off his kingly clothes and his shiny golden crown and puts on a dashing red Santa suit. (All he needs now is a reindeer/Christmas fairy as a companion!) He’s in hope that from giving not exactly free hugs to others, he could spend the coins for more cakes and plushies and everyone would will to become...
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“I’m sorry, Mama.
I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant to make you...”
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Sometimes I wish he could my Austria and I could...
But I guess that would never happen anymore because he’s a kingdom and I’m a republic.
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There was a small ceremony today because me and other freshmen officially become official members of Student Council. Seniors who had resigned went around, shook our hands, and congratulated us.
So finally came a certain senior whom I secretly admired.
He congratulated me.
And shook my hand.
It was simple like that. It didn’t even happened more than two seconds - he shook my hand and...
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A little king without a throne
Once upon a time, there was a little king who thought that he was a king. He had a shiny golden crown with red, blue, and green gems which he always polished by himself everyday, and he wore a fancy kingly clothes with his favorite satin sash. His shoes were shiny black and they made tapping sounds whenever the king walked. Even so, the king didn’t have a kingdom to rule. He didn’t...
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Somehow she's touched with my words. She even...
A junior from alma mater: (is complaining about her Physics teacher) We can't understand his lecture and we keep bullying him.
Me: So you guys are exactly like we were when he was our homeroom teacher!
Her: I don't know, we're just like this.
Me: FYI, he was also my brother's teacher from ten years ago.
Her: Really?
Me: My brother now works for an electrical company, and your teacher still teaches the basic of electrical science you never try to understand.
Her: Wow.
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